Flossies' Thought For The Day Expansion Packs.

Creating your own quotes is easy, but here are some expansion packs to get you going...

Expansion packs are plain ASCII files. If you click as normal on the links below your browser will display the text of the files on you screen instead of downloading them. Internet Explorer users should right click on the link of interest and select "Save Target As...". Netscape Navigator users should Shift-Click the link of interest. Everybody else will just have to read their manuals!

To select which pack to use, go to the screen-saver's configuration page and click the External Quote file button to select the file graphically. To return to the internal quote file click the External Quote button, then click cancel.

Blonde Jokes

Men Jokes

Quotes from MacBeth (Beta)

Quotes from Romeo and Juliet (Beta)