10 Reasons why
Sheep are smarter than Humans
- You don't see sheep driving Volvos.
- Sheep can ingest grass without being prosecuted.
- With four legs you can consume much more alcohol without falling over. Plus, since your
not driving the Volvo you can have as much as you like!
- There are more sheep in Australia than people.
- Despite Damon Hurst's efforts, there are more people in Formaldehyde than Sheep.
- When sheep get fleeced they are still kept warm. When you get fleeced your own your own.
- Sheep don't try to reproduce with humans.
- Sheep can look sheepish without being laughed at.
- Sheep can reproduce sheep with resorting to cloning.
- Sheep could come up with 10 reasons.
DJB